call me maybe

If you aren't Smart Water reaching out to fulfill my lifelong dream of getting sponsored, take a hike.

Like, a literal hike. Because hikes are fun, and they give you endorphins. Once you're endorFULL (ugh), come back and fill this out. Say hi, ask me to create/write about specific for fun or for pay, or tell me something I should know. No email* is unwelcome, and I reply to every last one. 

*Unless you're Dasani. I think Dasani tastes really, horrifically bad and would not accept your sponsorship. 


Fill this bad boy out real quick

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